Runcible Blog

Calling Inventors

I wonder if there's a device that will allow me to use my feet to navigate the Internet. I like to recline in my chair here while keeping the keyboard on my desk. Right now, I can page up and down and maybe go forward and backward with the browser, but I can't type with my toes. The keyboard is too small. As a result, I have to lean forward to type in a new address or click on a link. Well I suppose I could use the mouse with my foot, but it wouldn't be as accurate or fast. Or if my chair had a keyboard built in to the arms, I'd be all set. Anyway, someone should invent a keyboard that can be operated by feet. They'd make millions.

Yes, it's true -- I have no life.