If you happen to see this drink, "Pure Country Iced Tea" anywhere (and I doubt you will), I recommend not drinking it.

Although it claims to be made with "spring water" from Brentwood, NH (which is a trashy town, by the way), it tastes like turbid tap water mixed with soap, sugar, and whatever other chemicals run off into the ground in Brentwood.

The cashier where I got this putrid concoction looked surprised when I ordered iced tea. I think he knew the secret behind Pure Country.

I think I'll hold onto this half-finished bottle for a while just to see if it changes colors or turns into an amorphous monster of some sort.