Hi, I'm Rodney.

Check out my flowing mane.

Why, yes, this is my car.  I'm just chilling out in front of this post office, catching some rays.  Later, I'll drive around Cambridge with the top down and pick up some hot bitches.

My life is so stressful at times because everyone seems to be jealous of my good looks and matching car.  *sigh*  Such is the life of Rodney, the beautiful dog.