And the corn chowder isn't invited!
Phew, I don't know what was in that can of corn chowder that I made, but it didn't stay inside me for very long. No sir, it zipped through my intestines in about an hour. That's fast. What are there, 20 feet of intestines? That stuff was chugging along and making lots of noisy grumblings on it's way though my alimentary canal. I don't know why it made such a brief appearance...I don't think the milk was expired, but maybe the saucepan I cooked it in was dirty. Or maybe there was a hint of botulism. Yum!