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Bush Speech

Here's my summary of Bush's speech tonight:

Terra, terra, terra, terra. ummm....9/11, 9/11, 9/11, terra, terra, terra, evil doers, terra. Stay the course, terra, lessons of 9/11, freedom, democracy, eye-rak, eye-rak, terra.

It went something like that. I think he also mentioned "suiciders" and that he was disappointed with the Iraqi military's performance. I'm a little confused about that.

The worst part is that even though he must've been coached for hours before the press conference, he still managed to come across as a bumbling idiot.

Here's a picture from the press conference (hot off the wire):

Bush dribbles shit
What's that on your lip, W? uhh, I think it's supposed to be a turd.