I got my first speeding ticket for $100: 53 in a 30mph zone on Sutton St. in North Andover at 1:30AM. I mean, I wouldn't have driven that fast if there were people around. sheesh! I told the officer, "I can't drive......55!" then wailed on my air guitar before peeling out while pretending to drive an Iroc-Z Camaro. Of course, he couldn't chase me because he felt so inadequate after I blew his mind with an imaginary power chord. Victory was mine!